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yazmi_09
  • Town/Country : Central Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1799
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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