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Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is she slept with my fiancé. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by eminem blows cock (woman) - Ireland (Kerry)
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)
Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Singapore - United States (New York)
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm - work - by Mark - United States
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)
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