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Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)
Today, a thirty-something guy swaggered into my workplace. He was wearing shutter shades and torn jeans, and claimed to be our new boss. I called security to throw him out, at which point he produced his ID and let me know I'd be attending an employee review session next week. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States
Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
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On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 12:08am - love - by SquishFish - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 3:57am - misc - by BirthdayFail (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 12:38pm - love - by what the actual fuck (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
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On 08/03/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by Lara (woman) - Italy (Toscana)
Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)
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