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Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States
Today, I was bitched out by my supervisor because of my lack of "customer service" skills. I work at a jail and all my "customers" are criminals. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by juliette (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML
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On 10/08/2012 at 1:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I started a job on a building site. Halfway through, I needed to use the toilet. One of the builders said there were two of them; one was "OK" and the other was "nasty." The first one I walked into had the foulest stench imaginable. Apparently, that was the "OK" one. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 1:22am - work - by theotherotherguy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version
Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by dontrapeme - United States
Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by burn in hell (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 1:13pm - misc - by Jograd - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Hello Nurse (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
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On 09/20/2012 at 8:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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