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yasmina212
  • Town/Country : New York Fuccin City, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About yasmina212 :
~ BEAUTiFUL n DANGER0US LYK a NEWY0RK SUMMER ~

I'm not materialistic but i prefer to wear 300 dollar jeans with horse shoes on my ass and buy a vintage t-shirt that looks worn and used for 200 dollars.. then go out and drink my ass off .. dance by myself and talk all about myself... Also, I'd like to say im addicted to sex, drugs, and rock and roll ... but its really more sex some drugs... and hip hop....

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Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35404) - you deserved it (7258)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6321) - you deserved it (37577)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)



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