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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 July 1995 (20 years)
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About yasmeenjonasx3 : Name: Yasmeen
Age: 14
Life: Jonas Brothers.

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Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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