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yarginsoffle
  • Town/Country : Ooltewah, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 83
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)



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