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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31111) - you deserved it (5466)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

#16927788
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (2396)

On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML

#14427876
117 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 6:50pm - love - by drfrogpepper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML

#13722404
114 comments

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On 11/05/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

#6519803
112 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 7:47pm - misc - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

#3561385
255 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, we had to have our vet put our horse down. Afterwards we were discussing burial options. We then find the cat with a broken neck. Had to have her put down also. Now we have animal services questioning us for animal abuse. FML

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

#1449103
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43554) - you deserved it (5613)

On 04/29/2009 at 4:06am - health - by Jake (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

#811533
108 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
111 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71514) - you deserved it (4810)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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