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yandong
  • Town/Country : Beijing, China
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1989 (24 years)
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Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
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On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

#18974554
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On 02/02/2012 at 3:10am - health - by Kreen - China

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

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On 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Dooh (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by CA19oo - United States



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