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Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
by lol112 / 06/02/2012 at 8:47am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Brax / 05/30/2012 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by SG / 03/24/2012 at 8:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 7:50am / United States / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2009 at 9:48am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by lifestinks / 04/05/2009 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by dad / 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by E / 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
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