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Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33276) - you deserved it (4279)

On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

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227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10141) - you deserved it (25808)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13005) - you deserved it (9981)

On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36735) - you deserved it (521)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23402) - you deserved it (8183)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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