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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1864
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About yamatelle : I'm a crazy bitch and Sarcasm is my middle name. Don't get offended or take any of my comments seriously (and by any, I mean 99.9% of them).
I have a really weird sense of humor. Some think I'm funny, some think I'm offensive, and others think I'm just a plain attention whore. Either way, I love everyone! :D
Definitely not your typical female; I love sex jokes and I'm not afraid to get dirty ;)
Grammar Nazi fail moments make me feel all good inside!
I'm a Pre-Med student, kind of a nerd, fluent in 3 languages, and love life! Anything else? Ask me. I'm a nice person. I don't bite...unless you ask me to. :D

Remember ladies, chicks before dicks! :D

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yamatelle's favorite FMLs

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
683 comments

I agree, your life sucks (696782) - you deserved it (55863)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (408928) - you deserved it (66934)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (653520) - you deserved it (439711)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
996 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70904) - you deserved it (736596)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1149083) - you deserved it (115521)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (232095) - you deserved it (81198)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280334) - you deserved it (51830)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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