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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1820
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About yamatelle : I'm a crazy bitch and Sarcasm is my middle name. Don't get offended or take any of my comments seriously (and by any, I mean 99.9% of them).
I have a really weird sense of humor. Some think I'm funny, some think I'm offensive, and others think I'm just a plain attention whore. Either way, I love everyone! :D
Definitely not your typical female; I love sex jokes and I'm not afraid to get dirty ;)
Grammar Nazi fail moments make me feel all good inside!
I'm a Pre-Med student, kind of a nerd, fluent in 3 languages, and love life! Anything else? Ask me. I'm a nice person. I don't bite...unless you ask me to. :D

Remember ladies, chicks before dicks! :D

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yamatelle's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44836) - you deserved it (5031)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

#17965886
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24140) - you deserved it (4990)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by ItaliczZz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (3209)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

#17928381
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16420) - you deserved it (23234)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31021) - you deserved it (15089)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29439) - you deserved it (8236)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

#17736567
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10411) - you deserved it (21352)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

#17685680
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26862) - you deserved it (9109)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29841) - you deserved it (2770)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

#17648334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25234) - you deserved it (6228)

On 09/02/2011 at 10:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

#17639709
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (4171)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32791) - you deserved it (3644)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32791) - you deserved it (3644)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19773) - you deserved it (3285)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (2970)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)



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