Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

yahoowizard

Offline (the 09/07/2014 at 7:32pm) | Search for a member

yahoowizard

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1594
  • Number of comments : 604
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About yahoowizard : FML's help me sleep.
Oh, and math is awesome.

yahoowizard's page activity

Visits<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 12:17pm<b>coraloni</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 3:07am<b>hamburgerjung</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 1:36pm<b>Queen_bee1234</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 1:42pm<b>TiiBags</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 3:00pm<b>CountEjacula</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 1:38pm<b>crapmaster3000</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 10:51pm<b>fucker696969</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 5:29pm<b>alexissblakee</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 4:17am<b>angel1624</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 3:49am<b>Shadow9008</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 3:14am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 10:33pm<b>WiltedRoses</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 10:12am<b>AlifAufa</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 6:54am<b>BBlah</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 1:16pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 3:16pm<b>izbechillin</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 1:26am<b>miiapaige</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 11:32am

yahoowizard's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of yahoowizard's badges

yahoowizard's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

#20646351
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30863) - you deserved it (39801)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89850) - you deserved it (5640)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

#20640901
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50124) - you deserved it (7077)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32735) - you deserved it (112078)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50575) - you deserved it (10860)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my social teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML

#20584117
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36505) - you deserved it (3456)

On 04/10/2013 at 8:40pm - misc - by great idea - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy that I've liked for a while but never had the courage to talk to was wearing a TARDIS shirt. I jokingly asked, "Are you the Doctor?" His response was for me to "Go away, f***ing nerd." FML

#20492128
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32951) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/03/2013 at 9:16pm - love - by guessnot (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML

#20491836
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11250) - you deserved it (28779)

On 02/03/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28953) - you deserved it (18118)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (28665)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



Emily Chan's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Emily Chan's Illustrated FML
  • This week, we landed a spacecraft on a comet. Not FML, though. You've got to admit that the human brain is quite amazing when it comes to resources, creativity and inventing new ways to push things forward. On…

Friday 14 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: