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  • Number of visits : 2898
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xzanex : I'm a typical college student who just never outgrew reading FMLs.

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17847) - you deserved it (1810)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21917) - you deserved it (2171)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:12am - intimacy - by ugh, why (woman) - Australia

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21323) - you deserved it (1977)

On 11/21/2015 at 5:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML


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On 11/18/2015 at 9:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML


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On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML


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On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML


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On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML


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On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML


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On 10/16/2015 at 9:31am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML


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On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML


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On 10/08/2015 at 12:04pm - work - by shitbucketsfilledwithshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML


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On 10/03/2015 at 3:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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