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xxxshallowxxx

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 328
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xxxshallowxxx : - I attend the University of Victoria (BC, Canada)
- Play squash 6-10 hours a week
- Workout 3 days a week
- Enjoy music (playing, listening, creating)
- Play Video games when I find the time (rare when you have ^^those things^^ to deal with)
- Love Life (as everyone should)

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xxxshallowxxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44202) - you deserved it (5542)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend only has sex with me to get me to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44549) - you deserved it (19071)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by blissful oblivion (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)



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