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About xxxkassixxx : I love pierce the veil and botdf of mice and men... Black veil brides, falling in reverse.. bands like so. I'm a Dawson whore (Shane Dawson) I love rainbows and unicorns.... I'm bisexual so yeah message me! I preach p.l.u.r (peace love unity respect) And I will be nice to you if your nice to me :) but if you wanna be a bitch honey ill be 10 times worse. My favorite color is raaaainbow! I love you. No that's creepy I don't know you... I'm 14... Uhm my dating status is I'm taken by BRANDON TORRES love scene and emo guys :p I'm random! Well anyways have a colorful day I give you lots of love ;3
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Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. After telling her everything I'm going through, she looked at me and said "You know... every five years or so I get a case completely beyond my ability to help." I guess it's been five years. FML
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Wednesday 28 January 2015