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xxxNataliexxx
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1224
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xxxNataliexxx : Heyy I'm Natalie, I love to play Basketball and some few others but I am always playing Basketball. I love to read FML'S and i love to read Perdix's and Snickerdoodles comments on FMLS because their comments are funny and entertaining to read.

Send me hate messages all you want but i could really care less about what you think of me. All your doing is wasting your time typing a hate message to me when I dont even care about what you think about me.

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Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (16722) - you deserved it (2510)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

#17777617 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (8733) - you deserved it (763)

On 09/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by ThisGuy775 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML

#12188597 (342)

I agree, your life sucks (37057) - you deserved it (2424)

On 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by Richmond24 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

#9138869 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (4884) - you deserved it (24714)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

#9026047 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (10410) - you deserved it (5290)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (5436) - you deserved it (22775)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

#6379842 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (7409) - you deserved it (20673)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608 (464)

I agree, your life sucks (30241) - you deserved it (98468)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (18415) - you deserved it (1007)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version