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xxxJORDYBEARxxx

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xxxJORDYBEARxxx : Hmm about me.. Well there is not much to it .. I live in a small town and like to chill with my pals... Call me a nerd if you must but I play runescape and xbox live black ops

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Fucked!<b>IAm123</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:25am<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:38am

xxxJORDYBEARxxx's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

xxxJORDYBEARxxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

by Fred / 01/06/2009 at 3:28am / Miscellaneous