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About xxxJORDYBEARxxx : Hmm about me.. Well there is not much to it .. I live in a small town and like to chill with my pals... Call me a nerd if you must but I play runescape and xbox live black ops
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 12 February 2016