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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 670
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xxxJORDYBEARxxx : Hmm about me.. Well there is not much to it .. I live in a small town and like to chill with my pals... Call me a nerd if you must but I play runescape and xbox live black ops

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Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17272) - you deserved it (4535)

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