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xxscarsoflifexx
  • Town/Country : Bel Air, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xxscarsoflifexx : Uh...I guess you can say that i'm an emo kind of person. Still in school and a bit fucked up. Music is my life. Marilyn Manson is one of my fave artist.

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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38717) - you deserved it (16718)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

#15115506
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49991) - you deserved it (4094)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61070) - you deserved it (3370)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking in Walmart and this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk so I followed him around the store trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. And he told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

#2156907
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8580) - you deserved it (35029)

On 05/21/2009 at 7:46pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

#287682
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128576) - you deserved it (19248)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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