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  • Town/Country : ., United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12168) - you deserved it (32293)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

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