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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 422
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML


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