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xxmckenzierae
  • Town/Country : West Virginia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 43
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Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7989) - you deserved it (45570)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)



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