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xxmarlboroxx
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1989 (25 years)
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About xxmarlboroxx : My name is Jessica. I'm from Texas. I have a beautiful daughter that means everything in the world to me.

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Today, I was building new fixtures at work. As I assembled the top holding bar on the second section, my boss came up and smacked it to try and scare me. She knocked the top holding bar, which is made of steel, onto my head, and then all the sections went on to fall like dominoes. FML

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make me feel better. FML

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