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  • Town/Country : I love kittens and dogs especially multicolored kittens (check profile pic), MURICA!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About xxlowsnip3rxx : im a laid back kindof guy

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xxlowsnip3rxx's favorite FMLs

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41546) - you deserved it (5050)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66703) - you deserved it (3792)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19359) - you deserved it (1729)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)



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