Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

xxlowsnip3rxx

Offline (the 11/14/2014 at 3:24pm) | Search for a member

xxlowsnip3rxx

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About xxlowsnip3rxx : im a laid back kindof guy

xxlowsnip3rxx's page activity

Visits<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 2:08pm<b>megstiel</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:42pm<b>agustibaarn</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 10:17am<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 2:36am<b>Aero_x</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 1:26am<b>countrygirl626</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 11:08pm<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 12:17am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 1:13am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 02/13/2014 at 7:50pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/15/2014 at 12:08am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 7:33pm<b>decimater</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 10:39pm<b>thebestintheworl</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 1:52pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 10:25am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 11/14/2013 at 4:55pm<b>SarahCecelia</b> - the 11/13/2013 at 11:06pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/13/2013 at 9:18pm<b>im_fran</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 9:59pm

xxlowsnip3rxx's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of xxlowsnip3rxx's badges

xxlowsnip3rxx's favorite FMLs

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44067) - you deserved it (5353)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69077) - you deserved it (3965)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24910) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

#8837524
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20622) - you deserved it (11315)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

#4717200
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33547) - you deserved it (8737)

On 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: