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About xxlowsnip3rxx : im a laid back kindof guy happily in a relationship of 4 years with the beautiful kate Richardson no kik don't ask for anything inappropriate that's what my gf is for I get down voted I don't care and ill say the truth even if it hurts so message me just to talk KCCO
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Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
Friday 6 December 2013