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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 768
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About xxkimmyt : I LIEK TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
IF YOU DONT
THEN FUCK YOU

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Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

#20437796
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (4004)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

#20190054
76 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

#20182071
68 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

#20165330
196 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
245 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
173 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
249 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40972) - you deserved it (3179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
132 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

#17969819
94 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
305 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved



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