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xxjohippiexx
  • Town/Country : Huntington Park, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xxjohippiexx : Johanna|17|Vegetarian|In Love|Me has a pet unicorn!!|it will rape yuhhh if yuhhh touch me!!:o!| MEAT SUCKS!!!!! RANDOM|Me no gives a fuck!|;D

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Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

#19960444
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4353) - you deserved it (25687)

On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (32994)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30409) - you deserved it (11872)

On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

#7598826
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9491) - you deserved it (20087)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6984) - you deserved it (55359)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)



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