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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xxhollilollixx : I walk on two legs, stand about 64" tall. I have a head, complete with two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a mouth. I have two arms, each equipped with a hand with 5 fingers and two legs on two feet with 5 toes each. I have a frontside, a backside, a bloody mass of internal organs encased in a skeleton covered layers of muscles, tendons and ligaments; fat and flesh; nerves and dermis; and finally, wrapped in a nice layer of skin.

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