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  • Town/Country : Bronx, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

#2885817 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (38549) - you deserved it (2364)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Coolkid. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

#2821458 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (57831) - you deserved it (2530)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

#696995 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (29285) - you deserved it (45067)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by lauren (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (373083) - you deserved it (413159)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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