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About xxdios3samorxx : "The road outside my house is paved with good intentions
Hired a construction crew...
I thought i loved you
But it was just how you looked in the light"
hey im JoJo
i can speak english & spanish lol
love to meet new ppl so feel free to message me
-peace♥
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Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:25am - love - by beriles (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:45am - love - by handlin (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 2:59am - misc - by crappygirlfriend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by kenzieeeee (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore
Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)
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