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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106379) - you deserved it (7849)

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