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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 looool straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." real FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15458) - you deserved it (46979)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I received a text from my grlfriend to break up with me . I was upset . One minute later another text looool from her said "sorry wrong person." FML

#4618484
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61438) - you deserved it (3212)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Kazakhstan (Almaty)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

#4618349
226 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

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152 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

yastarday mah 250 pound boyfriand was on top of ma whila wa wara making out. I actually looool passad out in tha middla of it from baing abla to braatha. FML

#4541941
171 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 2:13am - love - by Squashed (woman) - United States

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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202 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was talking wit ma friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told im tat I could no longer remember all te tings tat e used to do tat botered me. He told me e could remember every one of mine and listed tem all off for me. FML

#4441693
79 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 1:01am - love - by thanksjerk (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Girlfriend An I Were Starting To Get Hot An Heavy In My Truck At Our Favorite Park. We Start Going At It An We Were Both Butt Nakd When I See A Car Pull Into The Lot. Not Only Is It A Cop Car, But The First Thing The Cop Asks My Girlfriend Is "Are You Bieng Held Against Yur Will?" FML

#4429167
110 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by kmf - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out y mah boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend bieng lovers. It's cuz they are. FML

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118 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML

#4408300
210 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML

#4408300
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66187) - you deserved it (35304)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)



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