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Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
today I was at lunch with mah mom and we were talking about how to tell mah brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, I was waiting at home fir a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stoppd my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants by my ankles. I leapd over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a ( documentary ). The branch snapped an I fell out of the tree an onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
Today, during gym class, mah teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stres by throwing a basketball at the wall !! I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach !! I began to vomit uncontrollably !! Even mah teacher laughed !! FML
Today, I was at a concert an the guyho was selling the drinks tripped an fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me an the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay an helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded.
Friday 27 March 2015