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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About xxAdriixx : If you have a problem with me, get over it. I'm not changing any time soon. ;)

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Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93300) - you deserved it (5102)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friend and i thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

#508489
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50071) - you deserved it (34368)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

#316812
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80865) - you deserved it (5689)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84402) - you deserved it (5632)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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