About xxAcexOpticxx : I get bored a lot.! So i use my iphone :D
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by Tyler / 11/19/2011 at 3:05am / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by fmlifer / 11/04/2011 at 12:29am / United States (California) / Love
by bluestarr1 / 09/10/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 1:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
by omfgnooo / 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…