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xvicpunkerx
  • Town/Country : los angeles, california
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 June 1990 (22 years)
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About xvicpunkerx : umm idk what to put here so umm hit me up on myspace.
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Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML

#3602722
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52289) - you deserved it (3319)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML

#3602722
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52289) - you deserved it (3319)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58993) - you deserved it (30946)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58993) - you deserved it (30946)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (460070) - you deserved it (571650)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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