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xtraonionsnomayo
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 237
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xtraonionsnomayo : I like extra onions and no mayonnaise on my hamburgers. I also chew gum like crazy :/

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Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39703) - you deserved it (5106)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I missed my flight. Why? My niece thought it would be funny to empty out my suitcase and hide inside. FML

#4226931 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (2288)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Inch'on-jikhalsi)

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on the AT&T cell phone stand. FML

#4203484 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (5837) - you deserved it (38248)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087 (411)

I agree, your life sucks (56420) - you deserved it (11333)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (369981) - you deserved it (52446)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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