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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

#19875787
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26193) - you deserved it (5567)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33860) - you deserved it (9317)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

#19292961
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27345) - you deserved it (4023)

On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (5442)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

#18904758
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (5904)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
112 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

#18896792
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24324) - you deserved it (2231)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:15am - health - by stinky - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27192) - you deserved it (2086)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (2471)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

#18837494
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7228) - you deserved it (25416)

On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34749) - you deserved it (14226)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37824) - you deserved it (3400)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (6839)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38738) - you deserved it (3007)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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