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  • Town/Country : Evansville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1515
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About xsydneyx123 : I'm Sydney. I'm a level 20 and in college. I work at a Casino. And I love Supernatural and Doctor Who. (:

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xsydneyx123's favorite FMLs

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

by Anonymous / 02/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I received a phone call from my boss, from the other side of the country. It seems the conference I sent him to is actually happening next week. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

by college0001 / 01/20/2016 at 1:06am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

by Mr_Yato / 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2016 at 2:26am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 11:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my mom's nudes. FML

by brokebackanus / 12/18/2015 at 9:15am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

by Jack W. / 12/09/2015 at 2:26pm / United States / Animals

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much and it unnerves him. FML

by Greenskies / 12/09/2015 at 10:26am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML

by Makusu420 / 12/02/2015 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

by same / 11/21/2015 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

by nocongratsneeded / 11/03/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2015 at 8:43pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

by Anonymous / 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

by kobolobo / 08/11/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.