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  • Town/Country : Evansville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About xsydneyx123 : I'm Sydney. I'm 19 and in college. I am pansexual, demisexual, and genderfluid. And I love Supernatural and Doctor Who. (:

I don't remember submitting half of those FMLs..

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xsydneyx123's favorite FMLs

Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21519) - you deserved it (7531)

On 09/04/2015 at 8:43pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (1711)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21965) - you deserved it (1846)

On 07/06/2015 at 6:51pm - health - by sydmarie98 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (1669)

On 07/06/2015 at 5:32pm - work - by makeover-needed - United States

Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (2596)

On 06/22/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by imgay - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML

Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22957) - you deserved it (10037)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33250) - you deserved it (2092)

On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26392) - you deserved it (2204)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34131) - you deserved it (6390)

On 05/10/2015 at 11:35am - intimacy - by YouDontSay (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25071) - you deserved it (7235)

On 05/08/2015 at 11:44am - work - by pop, pop (man) - United States (California)

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