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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21085
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About xsydbabyx : O hai I'm Sydney (: 19. Not in college yet just enjoying life. Yea so email : xxsydbabyxx@aol.com. 25 or under please.

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Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11691) - you deserved it (40386)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (5498)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16454) - you deserved it (45208)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)



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