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xscreamsexydinox
  • Town/Country : lawrence, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76169) - you deserved it (23623)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39767) - you deserved it (10560)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82303) - you deserved it (37695)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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