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Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45796) - you deserved it (12200)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (93253) - you deserved it (42283)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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