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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xsarax : Feel free to message me I love talking to new people :)

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Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me fir the night, and now I'm out of a job. real FML

#20130128
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (4294)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Pokemon problems - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk . Towards the end I had to excuse myself to the bathroom . As I came back I overheard mah dad telling mah mom that I'm so unpopular the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin . FML

#20091141
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36144) - you deserved it (2649)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like!! Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave downstars!! We were sitting on a towel and I laid down!! Then he said, "Is there a squrrel in yur pants?" FML

#13245157
236 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today mah boyfriend of three yeres proposd to me . He brought me to our favorite restaurant and orderd expensive champagne . It was all very romantic until he got on one knee and I fartd out of surprise . Loudly .

#12837026
123 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WAS EATING CHIPS WITH MAH FATHER. AFTER I FINISHED EATING A CHIP I FELT SOMETHING BETWEEN MAH TEETH... IT WAS PUBIC HAIR. I SOON REALIZED MAH DAD WAS SCRATCHING HIS TESTICLES WHILE EATING CHIPS. FML

#11434783
193 comments

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On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having an affair with a grl from mah work. She scratched mah back while we were doing it and I didn't want mah wife to find out so I threw myself down the stars at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. real FML

#10658705
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16492) - you deserved it (252078)

On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours fir my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

#7516892
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9294) - you deserved it (32952)

On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13644) - you deserved it (160768)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, my bast friand and I cama homa from Japan. Har boyfriand and I hava baan having an affair bafora I laft so I dacidd to tall him sha was coming with ma. Wa just got off tha plana and got a bita to aat, ha was waiting fir ma so ha could proposa, my bast friand was standing naxt to ma. maga FML

#786333
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16002) - you deserved it (203984)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on mah way looool homa from a friands housa. I calld homa ahaad of tima to lat mah parants know. My dad pickd up and in a panting voica said, "Now isn't a good tima, driva around tha block fir 15 minutas." FML

#194766
113 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I just woke up next to the most unpopular grl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19009) - you deserved it (136841)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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