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by rob / 11/23/2008 at 5:59am / Miscellaneous
by Dina / 11/23/2008 at 4:24am / Intimacy
by KaRaSu / 11/22/2008 at 7:24am / Intimacy
Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML
by Sugar / 11/22/2008 at 6:51am / United Kingdom / Geek
by izoliv / 11/22/2008 at 3:17am / Intimacy
Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML
by christous / 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm / Work
by CoCo / 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm / Intimacy
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
by KoNi / 11/21/2008 at 2:23am / Intimacy
Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML
by lpilou / 11/21/2008 at 12:40am / Love
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy
by batgirl / 11/20/2008 at 7:55am / Love
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML
by Ciabatta / 11/20/2008 at 6:10am / Love
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
by Maxime / 11/20/2008 at 5:19am / Intimacy
Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
by lageste / 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm / Love
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…