About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.
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xs4u's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML
by Cashier / 03/09/2011 at 12:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML
by bullllllshittttt / 03/06/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by duncanisgey / 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we catch some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML
by Pickle / 03/03/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by nothingisreal69 / 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm / Reserved / Animals
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
by sweet2u22 / 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
by Carmen / 02/26/2011 at 8:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by horriblegf / 02/26/2011 at 7:18am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to… Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk"… Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died.…