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xs4u
  • Town/Country : Beirut, Lebanon
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 February 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 7433
  • Number of comments : 169
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About xs4u : Social media manager. Tech freak. Horror/science fiction/fantasy film/book buff. LOVE anime & a good laugh. ANDROID is the future.

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Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML

#15528059
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (3634)

On 03/28/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by screwedhousemate (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

#15504031
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33276) - you deserved it (4312)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

#15500531
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (2636)

On 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by burntloyalty - United States

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
144 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

#15473081
185 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smells of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

#15423157
102 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 10:48pm - misc - by shakyhands (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

#15362432
78 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
131 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
97 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37836) - you deserved it (2124)

On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

#15295862
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (3552)

On 03/13/2011 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML

#15247228
164 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Cashier (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
127 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
177 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -



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