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Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)
Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 9:48am - work - by Lauren - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 3:32am - work - by recordyear - United States (California)
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)
Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 7:45am - work - by Depressed (woman) - Sudan
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