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Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States
Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)
Today, it finally became clear to me that before you start dating a co-worker, it's best to figure out who they've already dated from work, just in case one of her exes is your new manager. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 10:38pm - work - by Scorned Employee (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Grossed Out (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
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Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)
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