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Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (7549)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (26859) - you deserved it (2490)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (46031) - you deserved it (9597)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

#13645148 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (3050)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (20352) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087 (417)

I agree, your life sucks (56825) - you deserved it (11487)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)



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