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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1362
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xoxowhatever : I am an art major at asu. I work on the weekends as a waitress. There is a lot to know about me....

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Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

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