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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 June 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31077) - you deserved it (3583)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29996) - you deserved it (4081)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32573) - you deserved it (4307)

On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 1:01am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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