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About xoxotristenxoxo : I'm Tristen ?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to the store with mah 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked wat make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up cuz I was ugly and that I might scare off mah husband. FML
Today, mah 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me an said, ( Mommy,hen I grow up will I have big round boobies lyk her or tiny pointy ones lyk you? ) FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans . I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, u can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store . FML
Friday 27 March 2015