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About xoxoemmers : HEYYY everyone! My name is EMMA (and I'm a blonde.)
LIKES: my high school, field hockey, softball, basketball, art, youtube, dirty jokes, MUSIC (such as: every avenue, go radio, yellowcard, forever the sickest kids, sparks the rescue, panic! at the disco, all time low, such gold, arcade fire, cute is what we aim for, for the fallen dreams, blessthefall, the cure, thirty seconds to mars, a loss for words, dubstep, skillrex, gorillaz etc.), holidays, photography, english, reading, skateboarding, being a hipster.

DISLIKES: TROLLS, homophobia, racism, sexism, uptight people, annoying people, etc.

I hate it when people use "gay" as an insult. It's idiotic.


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