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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27396) - you deserved it (1480)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by ColdFoot (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

#3768794 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (43747) - you deserved it (1835)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

#3522499 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (5744)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to become a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

#3503607 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (53067) - you deserved it (2368)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

#3486397 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (32739) - you deserved it (4562)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:48pm - misc - by litup (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

#3486343 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (28224)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832 (393)

I agree, your life sucks (41160) - you deserved it (15447)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, the fire department chief stopped me as I was walking home from school and asked me where the fire was. When I looked at him blankly, he said I had been waving my hands around like an idiot. I then had to explain that I had been dancing to a song on my ipod. FML

#1442621 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (11664) - you deserved it (33698)

On 04/28/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Moe (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

#829368 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (11693) - you deserved it (44312)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

#795455 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (6374) - you deserved it (54201)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by OrangeTree12 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my girlfriend I needed someone to talk to because I just found out my aunt has cancer. She told me to talk to her in an hour, Spongebob was on. FML

#736026 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (48968) - you deserved it (3493)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (16695) - you deserved it (3638)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (9395) - you deserved it (46857)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (10690) - you deserved it (22187)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

#7578 (31)

I agree, your life sucks (19813) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)